The dangers of herding squirrels

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In all my years of watching the stand-up comedy of Jerry Seinfeld, beginning in 1984, I believe the best joke he ever wrote was a relatively recent one, reflecting on being a father:

“A 2-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.”

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