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Cheating at board games

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My wife and I are playing board games now.

That’s how long we’ve been social distancing.

Of course, we can’t play when the kids are awake because having two toddlers slowly sucks all the fun out of your life.


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Did I tell y’all we’re having another baby?


Well we are.

It’ll probably be another girl.

We don’t know that yet, but I know it in my heart.

We are very excited. It wasn’t that way at first.

At first, we laughed quite a bit because it was better to laugh than cry and be scared.

Let’s stay home... inside

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Have you guys seen that “state your unpopular opinions” challenge making the rounds on Facebook.

Of course you have!

There’s nothing better to do than to scroll social media for hours at a time.

Well, I’m going to give you an unpopular opinion.


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Have I ever told you guys about the time I knocked on DMX’s door?


Well, since you’re sitting at home with nothing to do, here’s a story that I hope will entertain you for a couple of minutes and take your mind off the current destruction of our world.

At home

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Those who say working from home is a good set up must not have two toddlers.

I don’t know how anyone could get anything done with the amount of food requests one 2-year-old has per hour.

Nobody is learning this quicker than my wife, who has more than 40 students to manage while two toddlers chomp at her ankles.


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Where do I start?

It seems wrong to start with sports.

Most every sport in the world, from the NBA to high school softball, is GONE.

And that’s not even the biggest story.

Football school

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Laugh it up, guys.

The six-time national champions are down to their final game. One more loss ends the season. There won’t be an NCAA tournament bid without an ACC Tournament win. There probably won’t be an NIT bid if the Tar Heels lose.

They let who play?

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I don’t know much, but I do know that it’s probably every Zamboni driver’s dream to be called up to play in an NHL game.

What’s weird is it didn’t take much to get him in there.


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