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Goodbye to the GOAT

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We’re used to talking about Tom Brady in February. It’s the time of the year where he’s getting his annual Super Bowl ring.

The conversation is usually not about him retiring from football, however.

I think most people gave up on trying to talk about that after he was still slinging touchdowns well into his 40s.

Don't feel bad for the Bills

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Listen y’all.

We’re not changing the NFL overtime rules for the Bills.

They don’t deserve it.

If you line up in prevent defense with only 13 seconds on the clock and give Patrick Mahomes the entire field to work with to pull off a miracle, you only deserve to lose. It’s 13 seconds!

Slow driving

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In honor of all the snow on the ground and the potential for more this weekend, let me tell you about the night I ended up in another man’s underwear.

Stuck in isolation

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Last week I told y’all about my trip to Disney.

I’m convinced, however, that everybody’s trip to Disney World over the holidays ended the same way mine did: with a positive COVID-19 test.

I didn’t get sick, and surprisingly neither did my kids, but a few days after we got back my wife was feeling flu-ish.


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My wife and I just took three young children to Disney.

We pushed two strollers, sweated immensely in the Florida heat, did not take nap breaks and experienced four parks in four days.

It was every bit as intense as it sounds, but we would do it all over again tomorrow.


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You’re no doubt familiar with this scene from Elf…

“Alright everybody, tomorrow morning…10 a.m., Santa is coming to town!”




My two-year-old Charlie is Buddy the Elf.


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Does it bother anyone else that Amazon can and will get anything to your doorstep in two days?

Some people don’t question this. They just think, ‘Oh what a convenience. What would we ever do without two-day shipping?’

But my thoughts are very different.

I often think….why are they watching me?


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My wife and I are habitually late.

We are never on time for anything. We don’t make it to a movie before the previews start. We always stroll into church during the second or third song. We even show up late to things like family events and weddings.

Top movies

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As a lover of all things Christmas, I’ve decided I want to be your guide as you sort through all of the holiday movie choices. There are good ones out there, but there are also some really, really bad ones.


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