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Happy New Year

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Pizza in the oven?” I asked, coming in from the barn.

“Yep.” said Paul.

“Great,” I replied, peeling off my work gloves. “I just need to shower, but everywhere I look I see more cat hair, so I’m going to vacuum first.”

“OK,” said Paul. “I’ll scoop out the litter box while you do that.”

An unexpected gift

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When I hosted my radio show for several years oftentimes listeners would send me emails of what they considered to be funny anecdotes or noteworthy news items for me to read on-air. Some were indeed funny, some outrageously offensive, some simply uninteresting.

Fireball pie!

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My girlfriend, Sharon, proclaimed via ‘Messenger’ to the rest of us salivaters as we awaited the result of her latest culinary creation, that she was pretty sure the ‘Fireball’ Pumpkin Pie she was baking would prevent her from ever going back to ‘Libby’s.’

And she had the nerve to be sipping a cordial of Amaretto just to rub it in.

Plane ugly

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I write this at 30,000 feet, ‘lucky’ enough to have grabbed a seat on a  last minute flight to Tampa to go look at another stupid horse.

Now, that’s scary!

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Having determined by poll (my own, burrrrp) that once again, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups are the most popular and requested Halloween candy among children (and those who behave like children), I was forced to eat the trough of kale chips I’d purchased and turned my attention towards perusing this year’s most frightening costumes.


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